Friday, January 13, 2012

chocolate chip failure

I made cookies last week and they turned out..... well they didn't turn out... One batch was sunken in and the next was too puffy. It was an anomaly ( i swear!). It has become clear that I have walked under a ladder that has given me 7 years of bad cookie luck. There are lots of ladders around the farm.

Anywhoo, I decided that I would bake cookies until I had the perfect batch. No such luck. So tonight, husband made cookies. He even followed the recipe all wrong and had to improvise, and they still turned out to be a standard chocolate chip cookie without major flaw. What is this!? The same happened with snickerdoodles months ago. Which really isn't fair. He's the man. He can't be good at my job. Yet the evidence remains. The husband reigns as top baker in our household.

Did he force me to write this post? Yes. Maybe he should start a blog called " The Smug Baker"....nobake cookies have always been my favorite anyway.

resentfully,
kayla

you might be a new wife if




-this is still true
(I hope someday to be good at both)

-you've worn an apron over your pj's, and proceeded to forget about it and climb in bed with it on.

- you wake up each morning still surprised that there is a man in your bed

- when you are taking a bath you can't completely relax because you see spots you missed last time you gave the tub a good scrubbing

- realizing that you are so concerned that your significant other has clean clothes that you wake up and realize you are out of clean pants. dress up day at work it is!

- you still hate knowing he can hear you go pee so you sing to cover it up

-you've thought.. oh man what's for dinner...and then realized, "oh no! that's my job!!"

-you miss just making out

- every gift you get is a cook book

-you're life has never been better : )


xo,
kayla

pics are my kitchen decor. that i love.